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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #28004
Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.
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Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him...
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There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
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Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
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There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our...
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #16568
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.