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The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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to be yourself in a world that is doing its best, day and night...
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As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these...
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Always win; but if you must lose, make the person in front of you...
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Laughter is by definition healthy.
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Love is what is left in a relationship after all the selfishness is taken...
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to...
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Language is the soul of intellect, and reading is the essential process by which...
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This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...