Quote #24304
It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give...
Quote #20743
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #29011
The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens...
Quote #498
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Quote #2437
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #14905
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set...
Quote #15712
He who ashamed of his poverty would be equally proud of his wealth.
Quote #32791
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #121
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at...