Quote #491
The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #9143
I pack my trunk, embrace my friends, embark on the sea, and at last...
Quote #15115
An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #23608
As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
Quote #3201
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
Quote #17179
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
Quote #24842
The truly skillful politician is one who, when he comes to a fork in...
Quote #2333
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of...