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Whether a man is burdened by power or enjoys power; whether he is trapped...
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My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?
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The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
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Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I...
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Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark and as that...
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Fame comes only when deserved, and then is as inevitable as destiny, for it...
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The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of...