Quote #23604
The ascent from earth to heaven is not easy.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #24649
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #10896
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear...
Quote #32533
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
Quote #4149
It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.
Quote #30358
The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of those diseases...
Quote #9372
I stand in awe of my body.
Quote #32492
Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...