Quote #4754
A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
Quote #2268
A man said to the Universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “the...
Quote #19284
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
Quote #2546
A married man with a family will do anything for money.
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #21585
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #2436
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #11788
Will it not be felt that Virtue, however beautiful, becomes the worst of all...
Quote #22926
You are… the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess...