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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could...
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to...
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I awoke with devout thanksgiving for my friends.
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Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the governing of himself....
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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Don’t laugh at a youth for his affectations he is only trying on one...
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I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the...
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The three things most difficult are to keep a secret, to forget an injury,...