Quote #10284
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
Quote #10875
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do...
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #8175
It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile – sweet fundamental...
Quote #29943
Love is like war easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Quote #31926
Friendship is not only doing something for someone, but it is caring for someone,...
Quote #14989
In every dispute between parent and child, both cannot be right, but they may...
Quote #4656
How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor...
Quote #30302
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.