Quote #17775
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...
Quote #17170
Formerly a public man needed a private secretary for a barrier between himself and...
Quote #19391
Let a man avoid evil deeds as a man who loves life avoids poison.
Quote #20921
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #10388
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #31141
Luck is the residue of design.
Quote #8612
At sixteen I was stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise,...
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at...
Quote #3860
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...