Quote #4746
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Quote #25923
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him ain’t listening.
Quote #34284
At the end of the day, whether or not those people are comfortable with...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #3929
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #29561
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...
Quote #9655
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
Quote #7999
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Quote #2010
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Quote #3878
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.