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Never reason from what you do not know. If you do, you will soon...
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Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Catch 22
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We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
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The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross...
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Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
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If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
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Monotony is the awful reward of the careful.