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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
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At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once...
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Self-development is a higher duty than self-sacrifice.
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The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a...
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a...
Quote #1899
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running...