Quote #10151
If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #18640
Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being...
Quote #11820
Liberty is to faction, what air is to fire, an ailment without which it...
Quote #2152
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #26563
He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #18862
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
Quote #12302
It requires more courage to suffer than to die.