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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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It is a good idea to be ambitious, to have goals, to want to...
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If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had...
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One kernel is felt in a hogshead one drop of water helps to swell...
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Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
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Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in...
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Compulsion cannot produce virtue; it can only produce the outward semblance of virtue.
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
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Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I...