Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #19235
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
Quote #21725
As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no...
Quote #33
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Quote #22305
No one can give you better advice than yourself.
Quote #19743
Do definite good first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
Quote #1479
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Quote #4591
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Quote #22805
He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own...
Quote #8804
is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.