Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #10443
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
Quote #7904
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but...
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #3484
Los Angeles, it should be understood, is not a mere city. On the contrary,...
Quote #15008
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
Quote #13757
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is...
Quote #8856
Heroes are often the most ordinary of men.
Quote #27390
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #25452
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.