Quote #34039
Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #34665
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #15318
One loses all the time which he might employ to better purpose.
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #21193
Nothing is more damaging to a state than that cunning men pass for wise.
Quote #15471
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Quote #10450
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion.
Quote #32464
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #15402
The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.