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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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If you are ruled by mind you are a king; if by body, a...
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Without Christ, sciences in every department are vain….The man who knows not God is...
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
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Antonym, n. The opposite of the word you’re trying to think of.
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If your imagination leads you to understand how quickly people grant your requests when...
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There’s no business like show business.
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Christmas gift suggestions To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend,...