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A man’s best friends are his ten fingers.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #5415
Well done is better than well said.
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If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the...
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General Grant had a simple, childlike recipe for meeting life … I am terribly...
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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We are like sculptors, constantly carving out of others the image we long for,...
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
Quote #10954
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we...