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The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
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Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out...
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Water generally flows downhill in this area.
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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The affections are like lightning; You cannot tell where they will strike till they...
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What we hope ever to do with ease we may learn first to do...
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...