Quote #14091
I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing...
Quote #20054
Learn to see in another’s calamity the ills which you should avoid.
Quote #5723
If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just...
Quote #30574
My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Quote #15858
Nothing shocks me more in the men of religion and their flocks than their...
Quote #32236
The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none. Recognizing our limitations...
Quote #33994
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I...
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #27815
Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...