Quote #7959
Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
Quote #19138
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Quote #3051
The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless...
Quote #11867
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Quote #23958
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #18511
In the little world in which children have their existence, whosoever brings them up,...
Quote #31485
No one is without knowledge except him who asks no questions.
Quote #20893
A little more than kin, and less than kind.
Quote #5123
All this will not be finished in the first 100 days. Nor will it...