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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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Language is not an abstract construction of the learned, or of dictionary makers, but...
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If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a...
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
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A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of...
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Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of...
Quote #1653
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect...