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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
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The chief difference between words and deeds is that words are always intended for...
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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Of all sad words of tongue and pen the saddest are these, what might...
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All actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon...
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All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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We are always too busy for our children; we never give them the time...
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We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy...