Quote #11067
Most people my age are dead at the present time.
Quote #10514
“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.”
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #9640
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
Quote #12571
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
Quote #23213
Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations entangling alliances with none.
Quote #18704
The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are...
Quote #18609
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
Quote #22789
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t...
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.