Quote #27526
I have been both rich and poor–while I have respect for both, I am...
Quote #34362
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #4492
On action alone be thy interest,Never on its fruits.Let not the fruits of action...
Quote #2021
When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that...
Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #14051
All truth passes through 3 stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently...
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #2765
Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs...
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...