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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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Only two classes of books are of universal appeal. The very best and the...
Quote #19228
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #10789
Are these perilous times? They are. But we can have peace in our hearts...
Quote #2847
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Quote #25581
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise and he that...
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #452
This is on me.
Quote #26250
. . . I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than...
Quote #16200
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of...