Quote #2850
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
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Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone...
Quote #30193
I’m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me.
Quote #17451
A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble right at his...
Quote #18110
Man is immortal therefore he must die endlessly. For life is a creative idea...
Quote #32190
Education…has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is...
Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
Quote #13767
Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #15527
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.