Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception...
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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
Quote #16724
The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel...
Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #986
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
Quote #7514
To be feared is to fear: no one has been able to strike terror...
Quote #23758
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day...