Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #9686
Americans never quit.
Quote #19625
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
Quote #27983
It is men who wait to be selected, and not those who seek, from...
Quote #27013
Much as we might wish to believe otherwise, universal love and the welfare of...
Quote #2761
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #17688
Every woman knows all about everything.
Quote #2001
God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
Quote #23662
Gods are fragile things they may be killed by a whiff of science or...