Quote #20661
Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much.
Quote #28460
When you want something, it’s not that easy. You have to know what you...
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #20294
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Quote #26576
Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.
Quote #9809
Whether we bring our enemies to justice, or justice to our enemies, justice will...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #34068
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Quote #32389
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.