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Washington DC is the only place in America where people put bumper stickers on...
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Logic is like the sword–those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
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Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth the former course is...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
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The leader who exercises power with honor will work from the inside out, starting...
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The pessimist complains about the wind the optimist expects it to change the realist...
Quote #7956
Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.