Quote #3799
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
Quote #28872
Few nations have been so poor as to have but one god. Gods were...
Quote #999
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
Quote #18555
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social...
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #31100
In Washington, it’s dog eat dog. In academia, it’s exactly the opposite.
Quote #24537
The Soul is the voice of the body’s interests.
Quote #20503
I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how...
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...