Quote #3014
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #17320
For God hates utterly The bray of bragging tongues.
Quote #27598
Let ignorance talk as it will, learning has its value.
Quote #31741
Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized.
Quote #13207
Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
Quote #659
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that...
Quote #28870
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life...
Quote #23962
There is no such thing as a solitary Christian.
Quote #14448
Conscience is the chamber of justice.