Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #10627
I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming… suddenly you find – at the age...
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #4834
My candle burns at both endsIt will not last the night;But ah, my foes,...
Quote #25651
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
Quote #2031
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a...
Quote #27499
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
Quote #25024
There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...
Quote #25998
The creative impulses of man are always at war with the possessive impulses.
Quote #25923
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him ain’t listening.