Quote #26326
Dear brightest star o’er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope...
Quote #18634
The future ain’t what it used to be.
Quote #33077
Take life one basket at a time.
Quote #16429
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Quote #28494
Kindness and intelligence don’t always deliver us from the pitfalls and traps there are...
Quote #24766
In all thy undertakings, let a reasonable assurance animate thy endeavors if thou despairest...
Quote #6818
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #8023
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #28110
Effective thinking consists of being able to arrive at the truth truth being defined...