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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help...
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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but...
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If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will...
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
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Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly...
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There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.
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I am only one, But still I am one. I cannot do everything, But...