Quote #12648
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #20727
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
Quote #20863
He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker,...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #18098
The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city...
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It’s a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the...
Quote #25054
If you don’t run your own life, somebody else will.
Quote #1651
Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.