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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
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If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most...
Quote #8697
Drop out of school before your mind rots from our mediocre educational system.
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Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
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Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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For memory has painted this perfect day With colors that never fade, And we...
Quote #30987
If you speak the truth, keep a foot in the stirrup.
Quote #32943
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...