Elmer Wheeler Quote #32895 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Bill Lyon Quote #34247 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
George C. Marshall Quote #5681 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most...
Frank Zappa, Liner notes from the album, "Freak Out," 1965 Quote #8697 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Drop out of school before your mind rots from our mediocre educational system.
Laura Swenson Quote #22696 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
Jerry Flint, in Forbes Quote #5444 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
Tom Lehrer Quote #34220 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Carrie Jacobs Bond Quote #25811 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 For memory has painted this perfect day With colors that never fade, And we...
Turkish proverb Quote #30987 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you speak the truth, keep a foot in the stirrup.
Faith Whittlesey Quote #32943 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...