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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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What man does not understand, he fears; and what he fears, he tends to...
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In the modern world, in which thousands of people are dying every hour as...
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After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
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Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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He who hasn’t hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who...
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity...
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The ideal engineer is a composite … He is not a scientist, he is...