Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #34286
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Quote #4758
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
Quote #1898
Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.
Quote #19644
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #15853
He that speaketh against his own reason speaks against his own conscience, and therefore...
Quote #19299
The last thing a woman will consent to discover in a man whom she...
Quote #28782
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #11701
From the persistence of noise comes the insistence of rage. From the emergence of...
Quote #3892
If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if...