Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #10222
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #27221
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
Quote #21812
Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death.
Quote #26816
If we were logical, the future would be bleak indeed. But we are more...
Quote #27596
We heed no instincts but our own.
Quote #11434
Discretion is the better part of valor.
Quote #790
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good...
Quote #19676
Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness...
Quote #5567
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.