Quote #5319
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well...
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #30211
Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from birth what conservatives seem to be...
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #7956
Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
Quote #2748
For all the gold and silver stolen and shipped to Spain did not make...
Quote #26170
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #2783
Nothing is more intolerable than a wealthy woman.
Quote #34131
I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
Quote #23833
Let him that would move the world, first move himself.