Quote #323
Good place to put things–cellars.
Quote #24856
The worst thing that can be said of the most powerful is that they...
Quote #5237
Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything; for there is no man...
Quote #33808
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
Quote #26067
Where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to...
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #26465
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #28191
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
Quote #13524
Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.