Quote #22004
There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent...
Quote #18655
The eyes believe themselves the ears believe other people.
Quote #3172
Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in...
Quote #1487
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Quote #6951
If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind...
Quote #1740
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #28310
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
Quote #11202
A harvest of peace is produced from a seed of contentment.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #12834
Hold no man responsible for what he says in his grief.