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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? But the man who orders...
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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times...
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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
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If you would live healthy, be old early.
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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a...
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The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend...