Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.
Quote #468
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
Quote #27362
Nothing sets a person so much out of the devil’s reach as humility.
Quote #3974
Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
Quote #3856
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Quote #331
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of...
Quote #31673
An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London...
Quote #4936
Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Quote #19991
I’m not dumb enough to be a goalie.