Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #30270
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman...
Quote #1735
He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama.
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #7137
Learn to labour and to wait.
Quote #3862
Your first appearance, he said to me, is the gauge by which you will...
Quote #6640
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was...
Quote #16723
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #28622
The road up and the road down is one and the same.
Quote #19994
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...