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The mere formulation of a problem is far more essential than its solution, which...
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When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to...
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Falsehood has an infinity of combinations, but truth has only one mode of being.
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All sunshine makes a desert.
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Who can tell who will be the President a year from now? — John...
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It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
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Love is not a crime, denying it is. Having dreams is not a crime,...